the horologist arrives late to the party
the carpenter opens his squeaky door
"nice of you to show your face"
"we're already hammered"
the psychiatrist is lying on the couch
telling the ontologist
"that's how it all ended"
the oncologist lights up a cigarette
"no smoking"
says the pit master
the mechanic
calls a taxi
his car is in the shop
the environmentalist
throws a bottle in the trash
the mime
says "sometimes I feel trapped"
to the furrier
the furrier
bares with the mime
"you need to be comfortable in your own skin"
the police officer
roles up her cuffs
to eat veal
with the vegetarian
the guitarist
taps a beat
the drummer
sings a tune
the astronomer spots an owl
the ornithologist smiles at the moon
the clown speaks of a government scandal
"no politics... and..." says the improv artist
"can you help me with this recipe"
Dom the Writer 