the horologist arrives late to the party the carpenter opens his squeaky door "nice of you to show your face" "we're already hammered" the psychiatrist is lying on the couch telling the ontologist "that's how it all ended" the oncologist lights up a cigarette "no smoking" says the pit master the mechanic calls a taxi his car is in the shop the environmentalist throws a bottle in the trash the mime says "sometimes I feel trapped" to the furrier the furrier bares with the mime "you need to be comfortable in your own skin" the police officer roles up her cuffs to eat veal with the vegetarian the guitarist taps a beat the drummer sings a tune the astronomer spots an owl the ornithologist smiles at the moon the clown speaks of a government scandal "no politics... and..." says the improv artist "can you help me with this recipe"

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